I do not do these. Not sure why...laziness? Most likely. But I found this and due to the fact that I am insanely tired nearly peed my panties when I read some of these. I dont mean to offend anyone so if it does I'm sorry...but they do make you giggle. So enjoy, I will bold my favorites :)
#1 Fruit loops are like gay cheerios
#2 I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows!
#3 You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.
#4 I may look safe, but as soon as I get you alone... I WILL EAT YOU!
#5 Kindergarten: where the definition of drama is someone stealing your crayons.
#6 Keepin it gangsta white girl st